A Disturbing High School Discovery

One of the typ­i­cal con­nec­tions on Face­book, one would think, is to schools you used to attend. For me, I’ve been tracked down by a class­mate or two, but I have to admit that this is not the source of most of my con­tacts. I did not enjoy going to my High School, and didn’t ‘fit in’ with any crowd there to speak of. With the sole excep­tion of my Choral Teacher, Richard Disha­roon, I can’t remem­ber very many teach­ers there who made much of an impres­sion on me. At the first chance I could get to take courses at the local col­lege where my mother taught (Tow­son State Uni­ver­sity), I leapt at the oppor­tu­nity, and was thrilled to drive out of the park­ing lot at mid-day to attend classes, most of them in Music, which would be my major in College.

Now, I’m begin­ning to see even more why I didn’t fit in. Yes­ter­day, at the invi­ta­tion of a for­mer class­mate, I joined the group online that rep­re­sents the grad­u­at­ing year from my High School (Pikesville High School, 1978). Con­nected to that group page was some infor­ma­tion about the school, etc. includ­ing a Wikipedia Entry with the his­tory of the place, and a few notable stu­dents who had attended the school. I saw a list of a few names, including :

So far, so good. No ser­ial killers or child moles­ters. Then, one jumped out at me, like a bolt of lightning:

I didn’t attend Pikesville High School at the same time as Mehlman, but I remem­ber see­ing him on TV as one of the poster boys of the GOP, and he was par­tic­u­larly mem­o­rable as some­one who was clearly a clos­eted gay man with a sig­nif­i­cant degree of self-loathing (how could one not be to be the head of the extremely homo­pho­bic Repub­li­can National Com­mit­tee?) He man­aged the Bush pres­i­den­tial re-election cam­paign in 2004, which was a piv­otal event, at least in my life­time, because the out­come was the ‘straw the broke the camel’s back’ for us, lead­ing to our depar­ture from the US. If Ken Melh­man was a prod­uct of Pikesville High School, then it’s pretty clear to me why I didn’t take to the place. I hope nobody holds my hav­ing attended there against me.

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4 Comments to “A Disturbing High School Discovery”

  1. AvatarMaktaaq
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    I think pro­ducer for Legally Blonde is almost as bad.

    I share my birth­day with Romania’s WWII fas­cist creep, Ion Antonescu. Nobody has ever held me to scrutiny because of my tainted pedigree.

    By the way, I wasn’t a big fan of high school either. I was too shy to even say “hi” to any­one much less look them in the face. So, aside from one or two friends, I have no idea who these peo­ple try­ing to add me as a friend on Face­book are.

    They must think I am snobby, when really I was ter­ri­fied of every­one. (Mind you, I had rea­son to be — this par­tic­u­lar high school had Carrie-esque qual­i­ties: ie. I found a pig’s heart in my locker. I was also kicked or hit by the stu­dents on a near-daily basis. So glad when I trans­ferred high schools after we moved.)

  2. AvatarPete (Alois)
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    I went to high school with Bill Maher (yes, we were in the same grad­u­at­ing class, and yes, I knew him).

    Now, if a con­ser­v­a­tive like me can be in any way, shape or form asso­ci­ated with Bill Maher and emerge more or less undam­aged, David, then you should sur­vive your “asso­ci­a­tion” with Mr. Mehlman!

  3. Avatarddrucker
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    Hi Pete,

    LOL! So I get Mehlman and you get Mahr! How ironic!

    You’re right, guilt by asso­ci­a­tion doesn’t come into play here.

    Was Bill Mahr as much of a smart-ass as a stu­dent? (As you’d expect, I do agree with his pol­i­tics, but still think he’s a smart-ass).

  4. AvatarPete (Alois)
    4

    Maher was actu­ally a nobody. We had three huge cliques in our high school and nearly every­one belonged to one of them: Jocks, freaks, and greasers. Nobody wanted Maher to hang around, although we freaks at least didn’t beat him up when he dared to show his face. That was mostly because he was just plain annoying.

    He did say one thing I remem­ber, though: “I’m going to be a come­dian, because with an Irish father and a Jew­ish mother, what else could I be?” You gotta admit: He made good on his pledge. And he’s by far the most suc­cess­ful mem­ber of our grad­u­at­ing class, so I guess you could say he got the last laugh on Pas­cack Hills High School.