A Beautiful Day and Career Counseling from the Pointy-Haired Boss
Pam and I made every excuse we could for one more errand out in this sparkling, crisp (sounds like a soft drink) day. All of that rain has resulted in flowers and green everywhere, and we could see mountain ranges to the North from Broadway that I don’t think we’d ever seen before, or at least not this well.
We got lots of odds and ends, and in general, prepared for Pam’s trip that will take her to our old haunts in Boston, her brother’s family in West Springfield, Massachusetts, and a final stop in Minneapolis for the STC (Society for Technical Communication) Convention. She’ll be on the road for nearly 3 weeks. I hope none of her Koi die while under my care.
As for me, I get to continue my job search, which has continued with help from friends and a new career management company that I’ve signed on with. The latter has involved lots of definition of career goals, compiling ‘narratives’ of my work accomplishments to date, and meetings with my assigned contact at their offices. I leave off names and companies here for a reason: The meetings, and my interactions with this person are not going as well as I would hope. Why? As it turns out, the person who is to be my advocate, coach and adviser at this company is decidedly non-technical. Really non-technical, as in not knowing much about the Internet, Computers, the Web, or anything remotely related to Technology. This has proved…challenging to me and is fairly troubling. After all, how can someone advise you on your career if they have absolutely no understanding of what you do to begin with?
Case in Point: At our last meeting, they brought up their Savings and Loan’s web page on their screen, turned it to me and asked point-blank: “Is that all you do”? I was a little taken aback. “Yes, I answered, after a moment of silence where I held back the urge to lean across their desk and punch them in the face, “But that’s not all of it. It’s like asking a Furniture Designer if all they design is chairs.”
While it’s a good thing for me to make sure that I can relate to a non-technical person (which is not something I usually have a problem with; I’m a self-admitted geek but I am a result of a Liberal Arts Education), I have to say that rewriting my resumé so that all of the technological reference are either eliminated or simplified is not something I would have done on my own, and I wonder if it’s going to serve me well. Will I have a ‘David for Dummies’ version of my resumé that I trot out for someone who I think will give me a blank look if I mention the words ‘User Interface’? Then again, how would someone like that ever be interviewing me for a job in the first place?
On Tuesday, I am to appear for my meeting in formal job interview attire. According to their rules, that’s a dark suit and tie.
Techies in Vancouver: When was the last time you appeared for a meeting in suit and dark tie? It’s not that I don’t have one, or haven’t worn one in my life, but it seems to reinforce the idea that these people have no freaking clue whatsoever what tech culture is like.
If this continues to irk me and interferes with my job search, I may request a different person to work with, which may prove a bit uncomfortable for all concerned. Nevertheless, I’m going to give that some serious thought. In the meantime, it’s back to my old resumé, which I’m trying to use to create more ‘narratives’: “Once upon a time, there was a need for a clickable HTML prototype…” (*Doh!*)
14 Comments to “A Beautiful Day and Career Counseling from the Pointy-Haired Boss”
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West End Bound
Posted: Apr 30th, 2007 at 6:27 am1Glad you and Pam got to get outside and enjoy the weekend — It was perfect, eh?
Sounds like your career-help agency is presenting a few challenges. I sure hope it ends well for you.
Safe trails to Pam!
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Scot Herrick
Posted: Apr 30th, 2007 at 3:25 pm2Following up on your about page and listing e-mail addresses. Couple of items you could do:
One, place an image of your e-mail address in the contact section such as I have done here:
http://cuberules.com/blog/contact-scot/
It was a free image and you can see the site by clicking on “Protect your email address, make it an image!” below my PS.
You can also get a plugin called “Obfuscate E-mail” by Mike Smullin that takes any source code email and turns it into hex characters making it virtually unrecognizable to machines. I’d put in the second link, but spam comment software will often take the comment away. But, e-mail me if you need the link.
And, since I hate spam.…I use both!
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The real question to ask on the resume is who they believe the hiring audience is going to be for the resume. I have technical people, but you have to get past me in order to get to the nitty gritty technical stuff. I can tell when a technologist is pulling wool over my eyes, but not all of the specifics. My people can.So, do you need a narrative resume that outlines what you actually accomplished for your company and that’s the purpose of this resume? Or, do you have a technical resume that just shows how much you know and how you implemented what you know into projects?
The hiring manager will be interested in accomplishments. The technical people will want to make sure you know your stuff — so they won’t have to carry you along… ;>))
Nice blog…Scot
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Jan Karlsbjerg
Posted: Apr 30th, 2007 at 11:05 pm4By all means, do the “X: Y lead-to Z” thing, but keep the “web application”, “intranet portal” etc. Those key words are going to make a difference to the hiring managers and the techies alike.
“Web site” is about as unspecific as “IT thing” these days.
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Nancy (aka 'money coach"
Posted: Apr 30th, 2007 at 11:06 pm5Ouch! I say, next time, go for the lunge!
And until then, I wonder — is there such a thing as an ‘addendum’, a one-pager at the back of the resume that you could title, somehow, to be for the eyes only of the geeks in the dep’t? sort of a lightly-humourous acknowledgement that you’re in a specific (read: elite) cadre, but don’t want to bore/confuse the rest of the world? -
Anne
Posted: May 9th, 2007 at 8:35 am7Hi Dave. I thought long and hard before commenting, because I don’t have complete info, but it doesn’t sound like the agency you’re with knows what to do with you (duh), and they’re trying to force a round peg into a very square hole. (And if you strip out all the techspeak from your resume, what does that leave you with?) Unless you really want a career in upper management, it doesn’t sound like they’re helping you much. Do you have other options? –Anne H.
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isabella mori
Posted: May 13th, 2007 at 4:53 pm10hey dave
as a former full-time and still part-time employment counsellor, i got quite antsy when i heard about the advice you got.
first of all, and correct me if i’m wrong, it looks like you have one or two resumes. in my experience, a successful resume is ALWAYS targetted to a specific job/situation. for an upper management job you apply upper management speak, for a techie job you plug in something else. if you were to look at one of my research resumes as opposed to one of my management resumes, you’d think it’s a completely different person.
(i once had a client with whom we managed to get the targetting of resumes and cover letters down to such a fine art that she would get interviews for almost every one of her applications)
i completely agree with jan. a resume that would use the word “web site” would be embarrassing. same thing with caps. geesh.
and the attire? again, what you wear needs to be appropriate to the industry. i’ve seen some employment counsellors seriously suggesting to construction workers to show up in a suit and tie for an interview. you can image the results! a good rule of thumb is to wear industry and job specific attire, with just a touch more neatness or formality. it just so happens that for a lot of jobs that ends up being suit and tie — but not for all.
ok, i’ll get off my soapbox now.
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Pete
Posted: May 22nd, 2007 at 2:53 pm12sounds like you should trust your gut and get a new advisor. how is a techno illiterate going to help you get a job at a tech company? most of those hiring WILL understand technology.
if you show up at an interview for a tech job with a suit and tie( unless it’s selling tech to large corporations ) you’ll probably get laughed at or have your resume tossed in the circular file.
If you’re looking for work and make it hard for potential employer to contact you like this contactify thing does, they’ll be less likely to hire you. since you’re essentially saying my need to prevent spam is more important than my need to make it easy for potential employers to contact me.
once you have a job then go nuts on the antispam stuff but what’s more important, getting a job or reducing the spam?
you could do something as simple as putting an email me line and posting a gif file of your email so people can read it and type it in but spambots can’t harvest it. you also don’t have a phone number listed.
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carolbrowne
Posted: May 24th, 2007 at 12:04 pm14I just found your post about looking for work. If you’re still looking for work, we recruit for science and high tech people at our agency, but are only able to help people who’ve collected E.I. in the last three years or who are currently collecting. Have a look at our website at http://www.fwt.bc.ca if you’re interested, give me a call. As for dressing in a suit and tie?? The small and mid-size IT companies that I help recruit for expect more business casual — more like khakis and a dress shirt (nicely pressed, of course). But the bigger guys (like ActiveState or Business Objects) it may be better to go more formal.





